Cows Can't Jump

A romantic comedy of errors about breaking out, following your dreams, and finding a sense of purpose

‘Maintains a trueness of voice, laugh-out-loud humour and stiletto-sharp wit. Bowne’s debut is a performance of real originality’ Ray Robinson, author of Electricity

How far would you go for love?

Winner of the Spotlight First Novel prize, Philip Bowne's debut novel is an explosive coming-of-age odyssey. 18-year-old Billy is desperate to leave home. He's working the ultimate dead-end job as a grave-digger. His Grandad's engaged to a woman half his age, his Dad's become obsessed with boxing, and his Mum's certainly having an affair. Everything is changing, and Billy hates it.

Meeting the older, mysterious Eva, though, changes everything. She's passionate about Russian literature, Gary Numan, windfarms and chai tea, and Billy gambles everything for a chance to be with her. His scramble across Europe involves hitch-hiking with truckers, walking with refugees, and an encounter with suicidal cows. But the further he goes, the harder it is to be sure what he's chasing − and what he's running from. 

‘Mixes laugh-out-loud hijinks with moments of true poignancy’ Tyler Keevil, author of No Good Brother

‘An explosive coming of age odyssey’ Marion Urch, Spotlight First Novel Prize

Paperback: 284pp

Published: Wilton Square (September 2020)

ISBN: 9781911107354